Monday, May 22, 2006

My colonic


Ever had a colonic cleansing? Apparently this is what people in Beverly Hills do on their lunch break. So, I thought, when in Rome, do as the Romans... Well, the same applies in Los Angeles.
So here is a before and after they cleaned out my guts. Other than being penetrated, which was an interesting experience, one in which secured my heterosexual identity, it was quite a pleasant experience. The lab assistant and I chatted for 45 minutes until the timer went off. I felt great after the expereince, lighter and more energy.
If you ever get the chance to get your guts washed out, I would definatly recommend it. Its very enjoyable seeing all the shit that comes out, kind of like watching your car go through the car wash.